"You rhymed your name with teriyaki. How is that not amazing?"
(James)

"That's not sweat. It's liquid love. ...Oh God, that's horrible. Please don't put this on the quote's blog."
(Russell)

Emily: "Mother of Jesus!"
Erin (from inside the bathroom): "You called?"

Guy 1: Women can't make art.
Guy 2: Hey! Dinner is art!

"did u just call blonds stupid?? that is just so racist..."
(idonnwanna of Youtube)

Woman: "Yes, people can be so shallow."
Man: "Like you?"
Woman: "Exactly like me!"
(VCPR, Grand Theft Auto Vice City)

"If you're ever sad, you just need to stop being sad and start being awesome. It works for me."
(Raminator, BMS Forums)

(on facebook chat)
Emily: Last night I was having way too much fun with your mom
Emily: jokes

The can tried to cut me so I had to stare it into submission to make it stop
(Josh)

I'm a bit under the... tired (James)

*After playing a game of DotA with the worst Tiny ever*
scrumph: That guy doesn't know how to tank as Tiny!
Hiro_Shasta: I know...he should uninstall his soul

*After hitting a pedestrian in the crosswalk and driving away without any major injury or incident*

She better not have scratched my car(Hank)

Mr. Auste: Can anyone tell me why there are more absentees in the first 2 classes then the second 2?
Sebastian: I know! cause the first 2 classes suck!

"Old dead people should have spoken in English. They didn't know better."
(Clark's opinion on Latin)

Don't mess with me right now...I have sick strength. It's like fucking retard strength on crack! (Josh)

Revival of this wonderful place we call the quotes blog

Oprah and Montel should get together and make some super talkshow babies (Josh)

"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you"
(From Owen's facebook "About Me")

"They probably make the mistake of assuming you're not masturbating all the time."

~Mark

"Friends can be friends and lovers be lovers but buddies do funny things under the covers."
(Zach)

“People seriously have cats in Japan?! That’s so cool!”
(Lindsay)